Please refrain from parking your car in the company lot while you’re gone on vacation. Parking is already quite limited for those coming into work. It would be one thing if everyone drove nice cars but there is nothing but eyesores out there.
The CPR instructor has accepted our apology and has agreed to come back on Friday. Please refrain from any 'inappropriate handling' of the CPR dummies this time.
You're too important to be restricted to land. The only hot tub good enough for you is one in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
We are happy to announce the addition of six new employees. Please join us in welcoming them in the break room at 10am. Before anyone asks, yes, this mini break counts as part of your lunch.
A great way to get exercise... or mugged.
Congrats to Oscar Wallace from Accounting for earning Employee of the Month! Oscar is a sweet, thoughtful, and interesting man. Most importantly, he really is someone you can count on. Learn more about Oscar in his own words!
- Cathy Bertris, HR
I am not really sure what I did to get employee of the month but thanks. I am supposed to talk about myself but maybe this is a good medium to remind everyone to please tape your receipts to your expense reports. Staples are no good. I mention this a lot but so far nothing has improved. Also, in my free time I like to cook.”
- Oscar Wallace, Accounting
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